I am both optimistic and pessimistic.

I love the sound of laughter but I can’t stand being laughed at

I am naïve and idealistic and I am street smart and cunningly shrewd

I believe in love and I’m also a raging cynic

I’m a sweetheart, I honestly am, but they raised a savage

I’m a peacemaker but I will fight to the death for what I believe in

I hate noise, but I sing at the top of my lungs when the mood strikes

I’m a health nut, but I love chocolate and pizza

I’m sophisticated, but I throw it down when the beat drops

I have thousands of friends, but I’m on my own